Hipster Tim and the Mock Baby Umms

I really enjoy cats. And other funny nonsensical things that make me laugh, like television, random funny sayings, and mean, sarcastic sayings.

“im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions”

—   me fucking lying to myself  (via sann-lykke)

(Source: youtubeofficial, via death-by-lulz)

mercutio:

i can see what's happening

benvolio:

what?

mercutio:

and they don't have a clue!

benvolio:

stop

mercutio:

they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two

benvolio:

people are dying

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

image

(Source: thesassycat, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

awwww-cute:

Because I love this cat

awwww-cute:

Because I love this cat

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)