Hipster Tim and the Mock Baby Umms

I really enjoy cats. And other funny nonsensical things that make me laugh, like television, random funny sayings, and mean, sarcastic sayings.

sheribabi08:

meereeneseknot:

The Saperstein family aka the greatest family.

(Source: ilanawexler, via wholockoncer)

letflygonsbeflygons:

isolated-roots:

threefolder:

nasturbate:

prosetitute:

I’M DYING

STOP HARASSING YOUR PARENTS but also keep doing it because i just laughed so hard my soul escaped my body

WTF

Always reblog.

(Source: epic-vines, via wholockoncer)

vampirevvekend:

my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

(via urbancatfitters)

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via teen-derp)

hospitalstays:

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school cum

(Source: joyridng, via teen-derp)

ryanvallejo:

"your taste in music kinda sucks"

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

(Source: you-do-you-boo-boo, via wholockoncer)

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

(via wholockoncer)

4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera, via teen-derp)